Not Me Monday

My friend Katie, has done a few blogs entitled "Not Me Monday." The point is to confess to things you did throughout the week that you aren’t exactly proud of, but to do it in a “Not me” sort of format. However, instead of going back a week, I'll take you through the past month and make some confessions for Jeff while I'm at it!

*I did not back into Jeff's car because I wasn't paying attention when I was backing out of the driveway and I did not scratch up the whole back half of my car by running into his side mirror and I did not put a BIG black mark across the back of the car from said mirror. Nope, not me!

*It wasn't me who read an article that you should run your loofah through the dishwasher once a month to prevent bacteria from growing on it. And it sure wasn't me who gathered up five loofah's and put in with a load of dishes to discover someone still had soap in their loofah and now the whole dishwasher + dishes smell like men's soap. Definitely not me.

*It wasn't Jeff who was backing out of the driveway (in my car) and ran over something that gave a loud pop. It also wasn't Jeff who opened the car door and forgot to put the car in park so that he could get out to investigate what he ran over while said car proceeded to back up and said car door hit a pole and was almost pulled off its hinges! It's not us who have a car with a big scratch on the big and a door that doesn't close right.

*It wasn't me who left my niece unsupervised only to discover marker scribblings all over the Wii drums, the kids' slide, the bed sheets, and the walls in the toy room. And it wasn't me who didn't learn my lesson the first time and left her unsupervised the next day only to find Case's baby book with all the photographs ripped out of it.

*It's also not me who's working on her blog while her husband gave her a few hours without kids to go to the library to work on her master's class. Nope, that's someone else for sure.

*I'm also not the one with a sore mouth because I've eaten a whole bag of jawbreakers today. Nope, I'm not addicted.

Yikes! What a month (for somebody else!).